dangling-ledge figurine + illuminated face

looks like he’s trying to see if adulthood gets better from a different angle.

gunmetal grey finish with soft white face light for underwhelming interiors, bad ideas, and shelves that definitely were not installed correctly.

doesn’t speak.
doesn’t blink.
still somehow unserious.

casts a glow similar to opening the fridge at 1:38am knowing there’s absolutely nothing new in there.

keep away from:
– spilled liquor
– anyone bringing a guitar to the function
– conversations that start with “lowkey…”

recommended for:
– “creative directors”
– people whose screen time report ruined their morning
– person saying “bro this apartment has potential” while standing in exposed wiring