sad-man figurine + illuminated face

sits like he’s waiting for somebody that already said they weren’t coming.

gunmetal grey finish with soft white face light for quiet apartments, colder mornings, and playlists nobody’s allowed to know exist.

doesn’t speak.
doesn’t blink.
still somehow exhausted.

looks exactly like the person who said “i’m good” when they absolutely were not.

designed for shelves, record players that skip occasionally, and staring at the ceiling instead of fixing your sleep schedule.

keep away from:
– spilled liquor
– motivational podcasts
– roommates with ring lights

recommended for:
– people who own more hoodies than plates
– anyone who’s ever sat on the floor instead of buying a couch
– person wearing noise cancelling headphones with absolutely nothing playing